Here are some good examples of miscellaneous quickies:
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Rev. Warren J. Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the best prayer he ever heard was: "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What Denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic ones."
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today." The farmer replied: "Heck, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
During a children's sermon, Rev. Larry Eisenberg asked the children what "Amen" means. A little boy raised his hand and said: "It means 'Tha-tha-tha-that's all folks!' "
A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer? "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7."
I was at the beach with my children when my four-year-old son ran up to me, grabbed my hand, and led me to the shore, where a sea gull lay dead in the sand. "Mommy, what happened to him?" the little boy asked. "He died and went to Heaven," I replied. My son thought a moment and then said, "And God threw him back down?"
Bill Keane, creator of the Family Circus cartoon strip tells of a time when he was penciling one of his cartoons and his son Jeffy said, "Daddy, how do you know what to draw?" I said, "God tells me." Jeffy said, "Then why do you keep erasing parts of it?"
After the church service, a little boy told the pastor: "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
A quickie is not what you say but what you do.
It is common after spending years in a relationship for the urgency and thrill once felt with sex to wane. Having a ‘quickie’ now and then....fast sex with little foreplay.....is a great way to spice things up and revive some of the spontaneity and excitement that may be lacking in a mundane love life.
For those who don’t know, “quickie” is the term given to a sexual romp that is exactly that – quick. It is to the point, exciting and usually quite intense. And it is often more animalistic and lust-driven than regular “romantic” sex.
Five-minute frolics are great because they are reminiscent of the beginning of a relationship when it is difficult to keep hands off one another. When you’re constantly trying to break away whenever possible to enjoy some physical contact with each other. When attractions are so strong that you don’t even bother to get fully undressed before going at it. It is these intense desires that are at the heart of the quickie.more...
In addition to being a great way to injecting passion back into your relationship, quickies are a handy time-management tool in a busy life. There may be day-to-day commitments that prevent you from having sex as often as you use to. Or, maybe at the end of the day, you or your partner are just too tired from working and looking after the kids to get involved in an hour-long lovemaking session. A quickie is a great way to still get some sexual satisfaction, without having to devote too much time or energy!
Now, while quickies are a great way to get pleasure and keep the fire of love alive, it is not advised to ONLY have quickies. A loving, healthy relationship demands balance. Having an occasional quickie can demonstrate there is still passion in the relationship. However, making love (the romantic kind!) and taking the time to satisfy and thoroughly enjoy each other, is necessary for strengthening intimacy.
Just as long as it is mutually agreed upon (i.e. both of you know in advance that it’s going to be short and sweet), quickies are great way to...
A sexual activity done in a quick, orderly fashion as to not spoil the moment.
Bob got a quickie right b4 the party.
"a quickie" is the term for a short, passionate version of sex.
They were outside in the woods. It was time for a quickie. She ripped off his pants. He grabbed her boobs as he kissed her, taking in her every curve. She removed his boxers and she pulled down her own jeans. They wanted each other so much that they didn't even bother taking off their shirts. He pulled off her panties and threw them aside. Since they were outside, he didn't want to ravage her on the ground, so he picked her up and she wrapped her legs around his waist. He pinned her up against a tree and kissed her more. He was super hard, so he entered her wet pussy and started to pump in and out. She moaned loudly when she felt how big he was. He kept thrusting deeper into her and she continued to feel the pressure inside of her building. They came at the same time and it was amazing.
A quickie is a very quick paced version on normal sex. while normal can be long and go on for hours you dont exactly want to go that long for a quickie. with a quickie you can do it any where any time. the basic rules of a quickie are:
1. find a secluded place in a spontainious place.
2. quick 10 - 15 minute session of sex.
3. cut out more if not, all the forplay.
that simple really
out on the town having a drink with friend, you get a horny feeling inside and cant be bothered treking home incase the feeling goes, quick nip to the loo and walk out 10 - 15 minutes refreshed and energized
When two people feel a sudden urge for sexual pleasure, but don't have the time or the space have a long session of lovemaking. They quickly find a place to do it and have short, passionate, and hot sexual intercourse.
Meg and Kyle were on a hike on the Appilachian Trail. Kyle suddenly felt the need to be inside of his girlfriend Meg right then and there. He waited until they were about to pass a big tree that was right next to the trail, then he stopped walking and took off his backback.more...
Meg noticed him stop, so she stopped and turned around, then dropped her bag too. "Another break, already?" she asked. Kyle didn't even reply, he just pushed her up against that tree and kissed her deeply. Meg didn't object to this, she kissed him back, and started rubbing her hands up and down his back underneath his shirt. Kyle stroked the side of her face and drove his tongue into her mouth.
She moaned with desire as the kiss grew deeper and more passionate. Suddenly, Meg realized that there was tree bark pushing into her back, they were still on the effing Appilachian Trail. She pulled away from the kiss, but only so thier lips were just an inch apart. "Do you really want to do this here?" she asked.
Kyle looked into her eyes. He could tell she wanted this just as much as him. They wouldn't have much time, though. It was a public hiking trail and other people were bound to show up eventually. These thoughts still didn't have enough power to dampen his lust for her. "Yeah," he was able to mutter just before he let his lips crush into hers again.
Kyle lifted her up and Meg wrapped her legs around his waist. He carried her off to the side of the trail and found a wide and smooth-barked ...
any form of intercourse that is meant to be done quickly. This is meant to give each person participating a "quick thrill" and an expectancy of things to come...
Dude, we couldn't wait any longer. After the movie got out, we had a quickie in the alley.
A quick act of sex
Person 1.Yo dude i just saw Dylan and Michelle have a quickie
Person 2. aw damn dude he get a hickey out of it?