quickard

The act of making a penis errect quickly by stretching the foreskin over the tip of a womans tongue followed by a flicking of the tongue, this is often used getting ready for a quicky

Word thought to be composed of quick and hard, hence quickard

Also known as the jews lost treasure

There wasn't much time for the quicky so Natasha gave Billy a quickard to get him errect quickly

quickard by NewYork Addict July 16, 2008

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Quicktard

Someone who is quick to be randomly slow at processing any information. You can be stoned and become this.(lack of common sense)

guy1:hey what the hell! Drive on the right side of the road
guy2:huh, man I am drivin'?????
guy1:Wow dude would you stop being such a quicktard.

Quicktard by aegilligan February 19, 2008

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quichard

It’s really French for the name Keisha

Damn Quichard ass look fat today

quichard by Yougjiccuk October 24, 2020

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Quickadilly

to quickly eat a meal at Piccadilly.

Come with me to Piccadilly, it will be quickadilly.

Quickadilly by Quickadiller March 10, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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