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It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.
"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."
Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014
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When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019
The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.
"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"
Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011
Aka queef. A pussy fart
After fully enjoying my girlfriend's nether regions. She let out a mean quiffle.
quiffle by rubthebelly December 24, 2004
A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.
Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th
Quaffle by The Orchestra March 2, 2014
North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.
Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!
quaffle by Sacalaki December 18, 2007

quifflebanger

A gay, Homo, Queer, poof, homosexual ie A man who like to plug other men.

1..Jake: Paul why does your dads breath smell like another mans cock?

Paul: Because he is a quifflebanger

Jake: Oh yeah he tried it on with me once!

2..That Quifflebanger cant get enough of another mans suede donut
quifflebanger by Leroy1982 July 6, 2007