quaseye

Occurs when you accidentally ejaculate into your own eye while wanking in a hunched over position reminiscent of Quasimodo.

Man I gave myself a right quaseye last night curled over the coffee table.

quaseye by Theshowgirlbrigade February 3, 2014

quaseem

A goofy person wit a good personality and good heart who's trustworthy.fairly headsome with good hair

That guy quaseem is awesome

quaseem by Nlmbquaddy June 18, 2018

Quaseem

Sturdy boul ,never fold and this kind of guy is cool ashit and loyal

Wsp quaseem

Quaseem by Quaseem June 11, 2018

Quazeyed Fuck 

A four-eyed fuck face.

Look at that quazeyed fuck over there reading his Wall Street Journal.

Quazeyed Fuck by Joel Beiber December 28, 2007

quaseem

A real and humble person who is cold hatred but loving also

A quaseem

I was quaseem when I got shot to not kill someone

quaseem by Quaseem June 18, 2018