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The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"
Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!
Quatsch by Manuuu January 29, 2014
Related Words

Quasihomosexual

Basically a fujoshi who fetishizes mlm relationships and calls it a sexuality. They also think that they should be in the LGBT community.
Fujoshi: omg! I'm quasihomosexual! I love my gay sin babies and I'm soo attracted to them!

An mlm: As an gay mlm, I do not accept you. We are not your fucking objects, we are real people, you idiot. Now stop fetishizing us and call it a sexuality, weirdo.
A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching
Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.
quatch by greenshirt July 19, 2012

Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds
The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.
Quatchesco by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022

De'Quashawn 

the baddest nigga on the planet
guy 1: damn, de'quashawn really is a baaaaad nigga!

guy 2: shut the fuck up
Quanchy is a Toronto term for a situation being sticky or a person moving slimey
Guy:That guy just walked past us about 4 or 5 times

Friend: errr that’s quanchy let’s breeze
Quanchy by Toronto terms April 22, 2018