Quarterphoria

The euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven't gained any money.

"I love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!" -gramma

"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson

Quarterphoria by iBetty December 29, 2011

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quarter whore

A girl that needs quarters to do laundry. She is willing to steal expensive objects from people(usually gold) in order to sell them to get more quarters. The best way to stop a quarter whore is to yell out "Dammit woman, give me back my quarters".

Maureen: Ha Ha, I stole your money.
Unsespecting guy: Dammit woman, give me back my change.
Maureen:Okay, here are your quarters.
Unsespecting guy: You are such a quarter whore

quarter whore by Swedish Bob September 28, 2006

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two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

two for a quarter whore by mulletman69 August 28, 2006

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quarterhorse

a female with "thick" attributes, like a rotund booty and thick thighs.

That girl is built like a quarterhorse.

quarterhorse by Kentucky Windage November 14, 2009

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4th quarter whore

Most likely the last remaining girl/guy at the bar at last call.

"Dude, did you see who he went home with? She was a complete 4th quarter whore."

4th quarter whore by KM_Copeland May 16, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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