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pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
quatard by king of rock November 3, 2006

quartarone 

A state of being most closely resembled by an attitude exemplifying "Ballz to the Wallz"; also, an entity that is defined by redonkness
I'm gonna have three Soco Limes, finish a case race, and go "Quartarone" tonite
quartarone by Bone Marrow Harrow March 15, 2007

Quaytarded 

When quayvon is being so retarded and thinking he can roast you in the group chat in the middle of class
Quayvon is quaytarded all the time

Quagtard 

Simply put; a quagtard is the combination of a queer, a fag, and a retard. Although very politically incorrect, it has a very precise application. It describes a closet homo, who tends to allow his OCD to rage out of control, all while being queered on a regular basis while simultaneously being one of the dumbest human beings on the planet.
Oh great, it looks like i'm going to be stuck doing all the work again tonight because the Quagtard is on a rumpage!!!
Quagtard by Daddy Edwards February 22, 2009

quadtard 

A rider of a 4 wheeled ATV (Quad) who behaves like an idiot.
A quadtard is a drunken, helmetless quad rider. Normally found riding way too close to vehicles and campsites, spinning tight circles making huge clouds of dust, usually while wearing a wife-beater tanktop and a backwards baseball hat. Often holding a beer while riding, and never more than a few feet from a large cooler full of cheap beer.
quadtard by r johnson January 4, 2008

Quartarola 

A jesus like person that takes no shit from anybody and everybody knows who he is and everybody wants to be him.
Girl: omg its a Quartarola!!! :D
Quartarola by Jiggie smalls January 15, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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