Quanch

A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.

Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.

by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012

Among the most powerful of wretched odors is the quanch.

by Phlutsac August 9, 2012

To smoke or inhale something, usually weed but could refer to any thing that is smoked

"Anyone wanna quanch this blunt with me?"

by Quanchmachine May 27, 2017

The act of quanching or yelling quanch in someone's face.

quanche

describes the skin between genitals and the anus

by jesse beltran August 8, 2006

A nanobot, most commonly powered by the intealligent brain simulation system Microquanch, used to masquerade as a human being.

by quanch December 8, 2003

A slang term for the common pidgeon (aka: feathered rat, gutterbird)

Look! A Rare Crested Quanch!

by quanch December 8, 2003