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Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Among the many aspects of the story that became fodder for late night television comedians, were the quail themselves, and the whole idea of such staged hunting.
"Look, the mere fact that we're even talking about how the vice president drives up with his rich friends in cars to shoot farm-raised wingless quailtards is letting the quail know 'how' we're hunting them."

- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Monday, February 13, 2006
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A combination of word "quail" which is a bird that is small in size and having mottled brown plumage and a short tail, with a contraction of the word "retard", one who is mentally challanged. Quailtard was first uttered by Jon Stewart on "The daily Show". It refers to the hunting accident in which Vice Prez Dick Cheney shot a lawyer from Texas on February 11, 2006.
I turned on the TV and all the stations were talking about quailtard.
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Refers to the quail that are raised on farms for hunters to shoot. This refers to the recent incident in which Dick Cheney shot a fellow hunter. (As seen on The Daily Show)
Cheney was out shooting quailtards and shot another guy.
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Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart]. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards. (Description written by Mark Frauenfelder)
Dick Cheney aimed for the quailtard but blasted a lawyer instead.
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Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.
Dick Cheney shot at a quailtard and hit Harry M. Whittington.
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1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n)
2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the noun definition of a quail-tard.
1. Dick Cheney once shot a man in the face while hunting for quail-tard.
2. Damn that look at the way Alicia moves, she looks like a fuckin quail-tard.
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