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A grown mans penis or private part
Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.
quagmeyer by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008
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quitmeyer 

A quitmeyer always has the biggest dick in the world but is also really nice and caring
I wish I was a quitmeyer
quitmeyer by Olive698 May 20, 2018

squagmeyer 

When 2 of your friends engage in sexual contact, when you are the only other one in the area, which is usually extremely awkward.
Patty and Tim engaged in squagmeyer.
squagmeyer by spatch88 April 30, 2007

qwagmyer 

when a person is undecided on what to do about a situation or task that's needs to be completed rite away
You work with someone that you don't care for and you could get another job but this one pays better so you are in a qwagmyer weather you should take the other job or stay with the one you have regardless of the situation
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026