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1.
A grown mans penis or private part
Stop whippin your quagmeyer out I dont want to see that thing.
by Gabe the Babe June 29, 2008
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2.
When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend
When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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