Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"

Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

Quadruped

The action of a biped falling over and becoming a quadruped

Bruh I just tripped on a banana peel and quadruped

Quadruped by 2biffsbangin January 28, 2022

quadrupedofile 

Man who takes delight in feeling up baby quadrupeds.

Man 1; Can I go play with you goat.

Man 2; No you can't you quadrupedofile

quadrupedofile by TehBIGrat August 1, 2012

Quadrupenial 

The Q word; Having 4 penises

I just came across a Quadrupenial man.

Quadrupenial by some guy inventing words October 5, 2023

Quadrupedic horse 

a horse that has 4 legs. it is also a phrase to say instead of swearing and just because it sounds fun

you Quadrupedic horse

Quadrupedic horse by ashie is da best December 3, 2023

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to? by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024