A person with a full or achy belly who is anticipating a very large bowel movement is said to be pregnant with Quadpooplets, or several newborn baby-sized poops.
Adam says his stomach hurts; I think he's pregnant with Quadpooplets.
A visually impaired individual who is reliant upon ocular devices to enhance their sight to a point as to allow said person to view the world with the clarity of a soberindividual rather than what a drunken hobo would see.