quad laser 

The mooninites ultimate weapon.

Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!

quad laser by Rendar55 August 26, 2003

The Quad-Laser 

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

The Quad-Laser by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

quadlaser 

Someone who weighs a quad of a tanker truck, looks like hitler, and love to suck off other men

“the quadlaser sucked me off last night”
“wow man thats crazy”
“i know right, he almost put me in the chamber but i got lucky”

quadlaser by joenuts69420 November 30, 2020