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1. Quoted for truth. OR
2. Quit fucking talking
1. "hot girls are hot"
-QTF.

2. girl : me me me me me nails hair shopping boys, me me me me ,blah blah blah blah
guy: QTF!!!!!!
by pat22222222222222222269 December 15, 2005
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DER DER DER QTF I AM LEET DER DER umm yea
by bornestar May 30, 2005
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When you try to type 'WTF' really fast, but majorly fail and press the Q button instead of the W.
Noob: QTF!?!?!??!1!?//1

Dude: Eh?
by Lolqtf August 30, 2009
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Contraction: Quod The Fuck
the Latin equivalent of wtf.
A: i had coffee. i also had asda cheesy.
B: qtf is an asda cheesy?
by frazzles July 28, 2011
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eGO - Aww quack the fuck, QUACK THE FUCK ESE!

Now that's definitely qtf material right there
by SleepyBitch June 28, 2009
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this phrase is in fact "What The fuck?" except "What" is replaced with the spanish translation "Que"

so, voila, "Que the fuck?"
You: Ok, so, one time i was riding this elephant right? and then the elephant was like "Dude, get the hell off of me, im made of paper!" and so im like "OMFG im so sorry." so i get off and go buy a goldfish to feed to my refridgerator.
Me: QTF?
by RockTheArts September 15, 2005
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QTF means quit talking f*ggot

With f*ggot not being in the literal sense, but rather in the derogatory sense. The person this is directed to dosent have to acctually be a f*ggot.
billy joe: im so cool, every one else sucks because im the leetest omg yes.

dan theman: you are not cool, you are not leet, you are annoying. QTF!
by s1nFx September 01, 2006
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