Qilf 

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

Qilf by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

QILF 

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

QILF by lmrck December 28, 2005

QILF 

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

QILF by PMax January 21, 2009

qilf 

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

qilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

QILF 

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Kate Middleton will be the first QILF when she becomes Queen.

QILF by RatedRR May 17, 2011

QILF 

Queer I'd Like to Fuck

I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..

QILF by Jason wongg May 21, 2011

QILF 

Queen I would like to fuck.

Frequently used erroneously to describe people such as Diana, Princess of Wales or Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge

Queen Elizabeth II is one hell of a QILF!

QILF by An_EP May 21, 2011