qilf

Quaker I'd Like to Fuck

Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

qilf

Quilter I'd like to fuck

Man, what a QILF! I'd like to get under a quilt with her!

by Anon May 13, 2005

Qilf

a sexually arousing Monarch (queen I'd like ta fuck)

God dam i like to get on Kate middleton she is a future Qilf

by stinkypiehole December 1, 2010

QILF

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Queen Beatrix of Holland is a QILF.

by lmrck December 28, 2005

QILF

Quadriplegic I'd Like to Fuck.

Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.

by PMax January 21, 2009

QILF

Queen I'd Like to Fuck

Kate Middleton will be the first QILF when she becomes Queen.

by RatedRR May 17, 2011

QILF

Queer I'd Like to Fuck

I heard Ricky Martin is Gay, Man he is such a QILF..

also can be Queen I'd Like to Fuck, as in drag queen, Saying is said in gay bars world over..

by Jason wongg May 21, 2011