an intensely anti-western network that dispenses money and logistical support and training to a wide variety of Islamic groups; has cells in more than 50 countries syn: al-Qaeda, al-Qa'ida, al-Qaida, Base. The first group to confront USA's worldwide cultural domination and control policies by the 9/11 attack on its own soil.
Qaeda is leading the fight against Amercian domination.
by Stuartbc August 1, 2005
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A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.
"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."
by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014
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Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.
Y'all qaeda recently took over a federal building in Oregon
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The latest polling shows that Trump's approval with Y'all Qaeda is over 95%.
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A militant Islamist organization, formed by Osama bin Laden in the 1990s, that has adopted takfiri doctrines and has declared jihad against all Westerners and their Muslim supporters.
al Qaeda is most known for their attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.
by Dancing with Fire January 15, 2011
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model worshippers of the jihad cause.They should be burned in hell for what they had done.I am a Muslim too but I still hate them a lot.Terrorists are terrorists let they be Muslims or not.
Osama is a coward yapping in caves acting like he's the shit.
by horseyrain January 8, 2005
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