Qaeda
Qaeda by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005
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Qaeda
an intensely anti-western network that dispenses money and logistical support and training to a wide variety of Islamic groups; has cells in more than 50 countries syn: al-Qaeda, al-Qa'ida, al-Qaida, Base. The first group to confront USA's worldwide cultural domination and control policies by the 9/11 attack on its own soil.
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Apple Qaeda
A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.
This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.
This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.
"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."
"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"
Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"
Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."
"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"
Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"
Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."
Apple Qaeda by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014
y'all qaeda
Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.
y'all qaeda by LeoDeQuirm October 14, 2016
Y'all Qaeda
Y'all Qaeda by OrangeFanMad November 16, 2018
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Al Qaeda Roaches
A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Al Qaeda Roaches by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019
Al Qaeda eyes
When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
Al Qaeda eyes by vizkiz May 11, 2014
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