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Q-Tipped 

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.
I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!
Q-Tipped by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023
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Q-Tipped 

When someone sticks their tongue where it usually doesn't belong
I wanna get Q-Tipped...Tongue in ear...Tongue in va^^%*....Tongue in a*%...Use you're imagination!
Q-Tipped by Goodjunk March 17, 2011

Q-Topper 

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.
A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."
Q-Topper by CONiner May 14, 2024
A man whose hair is so puffy, it looks like a used Qtip. The man with puffy hair hates the name but he slowly starts to appreciate his nickname. Suddenly, he was transported into the realm of weaboos and in the center of the stage, The Hero King Marth bestows the Used Qtip his sword, Falchion. He is dubbed a knight and is name Sir QTipper because of his tipper hits with the Falchion. He still roams these lands as a hero for all humanity and Qtips
“Damn, he hit him with the Qtipper.”
“The legendary Qtipper has come to save us.”
qtipper by QTipper March 9, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026