pyrophobia

Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…

pyrophobia by Pyro October 9, 2002

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Pyrophobe

A person who is deathly and irrationally afraid of firearms, fireworks, and gun owners, including most liberals.

That stupid pyrophobe wants to ban everything cool.

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The hatred of Pyrocynical & his fan base. Usually resulting in violence and dead memes.

Guy 1: Man I love Pyrocynical
Guy 2: What are you fucking gay, never speak to me again
Guy 1: You're pyrophobic

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Someone who has sex with a flame or blaze.

"Remember that house fire last night? I heard that Ricky had sex with it." "Man he is such a pyrophile."

pyrophile by Hurrpadurp November 18, 2013

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Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

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When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

pyrophobia by MasterG February 4, 2005

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Some one who has become a Pro at being Phresh

Did you hear about Steve?
-yeah man he's had four biddies at once like a ProPhreshional

Bill Clinton is the original ProPhreshional

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