The effect of getting an erection in ones trousers. The effect is greater with light material, like twill. See also Docker Dong.
Hey,is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?..."Naw, I just got a pants pyramid.."
by Kurt B June 28, 2005
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The best sceme to ever set up once you learn to never underestimate the stupidity of the human majority. Just make sure you don't get caught, though.
I started a pyramid scheme eight years ago, and made $32,761,449 before people found out about it. But by then, I had already retired to the remote jungles of Brazil, where I built my deluxe compound equipped with the latest anti-tracking technology.
by suckers! October 31, 2003
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When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.
“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”
by Aurora Borealass October 17, 2019
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Also known as the Red God, Triangle Head and Red Pyramid. One of the scariest characters in the Silent Hill francise. Satan is his bitch! You can't escape him, and he'll find you even when you SLEEP! (and he'll probably rape you, and your pets)
*One, two, Pyramid Head is coming for you*
by Annie20 May 12, 2009
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Pyramid Jigaboo is a dark skinned Egyptian male that moved to America, and became lazy and now lives off of welfare. Frequently refers to himself as a playa.
He may also sell weed on the side to make a couple of extra bucks.
Look at that pyramid jigaboo riding dirty through da Hood flipping zips to all Dem kids....
by Loinslinger January 28, 2020
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Emotionless, demon raping, knife holding executioner thing that stalks James Sunderland torturing him in the game Silent Hill 2. Pyramid Head is one of the most fucked up and freaky things in any video game of movie.
Holy shit! Pyramid Head just killed Maria!... again
by adonkeyisaass October 12, 2003
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Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.
We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!
by steele80 March 4, 2008
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