pynch

pronunciation: peench

1. all purpose word for bad things. (verb, noun, etc.)

2. to suffer an injustice. (verb)

3. exclamation of dismay. (interjection)

1. my mom is being such a pynch!

2. i just got pynched by that traffic cop.

3. PYNCH!

by Gar Hole May 22, 2005

caught the pynch

got killed. maybe randomly and violently.

i can't believe Bodie caught the pynch in season 4.

by gar hole February 14, 2007

pynch

to have a vasectomy; to feel emasculated; to have your virility taken away from you.

Despite what he said in public, Sarah Palin's husband felt pynched that his wife was getting all of this attention as a maverick.

by Scottie Banana Hammock January 16, 2009