putterfoot 

slooooow poke, moving forward so slowly you are actually moving backwards, putt-putting along, for someone cool it can be thought of as sauntering

father with teen daughter walking into Lowes: so much to buy, so little time!

teen daughter is so far behind, she is still at home

father: PUTTERFOOT!

putterfoot by hbhb June 1, 2010

Puttentooter 

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

Puttentooter by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

butterfooted 

When playing a platformer game your character slips into an area not desired.

"MARIO.... you butterfooted faggot... you fell straight into the fucking hole!!!"

butterfooted by mariodeath October 15, 2009

butterfooter 

When a male partner licks butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) out of a female counterpart's ear, while she smears butter (peanut, regular, almond, truffle, etc.) all over his penis, then proceeds to give him a foot job (a hand job, but with feet) with that butter.

"Oh my god, Becky gave me the BEST butterfooter of my entire life last night, I was completely amazed by 'what dat foot do.'"

"Do you mind if I hit up Becky? Heard her butterfooter game was a 10."

butterfooter by Brybread December 29, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016