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putt putt 

generally refers to a subcompact car, often featuring a hatchback and bought at a low price. similar to a beater car, a hoopty, a bucket, etc but probably in a more endearing way.
"I got this little putt putt for $300 from a friend"

examples of a putt putt include: classic volkswagen beetle, geo metro, mini cooper, honda crx, amc gremlin, chevy aveo, chevy vega, ford pinto, chevy chevette.
putt putt by El Valle June 30, 2009
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putt putt 

Term used in place of miniature golf. Mostly in north-eastern ohio.
putt putt by ma STRANGE lo March 28, 2004

Putt Putt 

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.
"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."
Putt Putt by playaaaaas September 29, 2011

Putt Putt 

A sexual act during which the female twirls her legs in a windmill-like motion in order to provide the male with the challenge of reaching her vag, similar to the windmill at a putt-putt course.
Hey babe, wanna play some putt putt tonight? I'm feeling coy, and I want to see if you can get a hole in one.
Putt Putt by Dr. Twatson October 12, 2010

Putt Putt 

Simply put a synonym. For he is that which all men fear. He is Death destroyer of worlds. No force can stop him everyone will eventually bow to his immeasurably heavy hand. He just simply takes the form of an innocent purple car searching for items. However, his lust will never be sated for he searches for not meer items. No, he searches for the ruined souls of men.
"Even though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Putt putt, I will fear no evil. For you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."
Putt Putt by Lust Incarnate September 17, 2018

Putt Putt 

A homosexual action in which one male uses his penis to hit, or slap, another man's testicle, hence the golf reference.
Nick wished to play putt putt with AJ, who declined by saying "Hell no, I'm not a fag!"
Putt Putt by Mr. Samsonite September 9, 2006

putt putt 

A person that demonstrates a lack of quality work the relative word naming a slacker or a person that has work poor performance................
here we go, Putt Putt sam is working today.
putt putt by come on July 3, 2008