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Pussy+ness

Basically being a pussy

Just more scandalous
Ale is full of pussyness when she asked me to square up.
pussyness by Anahi July 15, 2016
The concept that someone is being a pussy.
"Man, he pulls this crap all the time. It's straight up pussiness."
Pussiness by Dafuqisthis August 23, 2011

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021

pussypression

Similar to dickpression, pussypression is when you haven't had good pussy in a long time.
"Hey Jared. Is Pablo ok?"
"No he just broke up with his girl and is going through pussypression."
a 3rd grade level attempt at an insult, like when a person comes into any skank-ho purple room actually using their own screen name & confronts you about the FAKE name you've been using to troll other places.. Then they are displaying Pussiness. Even if your own trolling attempts were as pathetically transparent as if you were wearing a Belle around your neck.
<angry voice/blood vessels popping> "I am sick and tired of your PUSSINESS, deary"
pussiness by bloodymary July 29, 2005

Pussyless 

Similar to a cowardly, dickless man with gumdrops where his balls should be, a pussyless woman is one devoid of all feminine virtue or else someone a man, if presented a choice, would rather take it in the butt from a herpes infected horse cock than face the prospect of sex with her.
That pussyless bitch should do us all a favor and throw herself in front of a bus.
Pussyless by FifthFloEast August 26, 2009