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Pronounced \pu-she\
Most often used as a verb in which the uptight person may pushe an inanimate object out of desperation or great fear in hopes that someone might hear their frail cry for help. This term is used by individuals who are so afraid of certain danger or either so very uptight that they can’t pronounce or type simple words like push.
I'm going to come by the shop and take you pecans.

You better not. If you try I will pushe the panic alarm and the police will come a-runnin'
by That's Right! September 08, 2009