Purple shit 

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

Purple shit by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

Purple Shit 

The "Purple Shit" is the official name for the large, and violet McDonald's character.

John: What toy did you get in your happy meal?
Bill: I got a Purple Shit. What did you get?

Purple Shit by rumbothevandal January 17, 2008

pureshitlazyness 

When someone does nothing at all.

Damnit Garrett that was pureshitlazyness

pureshitlazyness by J-DOGfrfr April 19, 2020

Purpeshional 

Pur-pesh-ional
When you are good at speaking very perfectional but mix up the word tone, the way it's said, and how to pronounce it

Principal said "For the final round you have to find your opponents flag and whoever brings it it b-ack, wins. Back wins" Random person "you are very good at this"

Principal "thank you, thank you. I am a purpeshional"

Purpeshional by SugaryApricot February 5, 2021

puzzleshit 

Dusty, pseudo-fecal residue that accumulates in the bottom and corners of a jigsaw puzzle box.

"Hey dickwad! You got puzzleshit all over my patent leather pumps!"

puzzleshit by Charlie Coniton April 29, 2003

Purple shit 

What Juice WRLD (RIP) poured up until it was in his piss

Jarad Higgins: Smokin' on loud, and that codeine I sip
Pourin' up this purple shit until it's in my piss

Purple shit by whoscandice69 January 25, 2022

puzzleshit 

The dusty residue excreted by individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle in the box.

"Watch out, asshole, you got puzzleshit on my black pumps!"

puzzleshit by G. Delaney April 28, 2003