purple-headed warrior 

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

purple-headed warrior by bws55 September 3, 2007

purple headed warrior 

The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).

Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.

purple headed warrior by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005

one eyed purple headed warrior of love 

The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.

"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."

one eyed purple headed warrior of love by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

purple headed warrior 

my wang

Come here and slurp on my purple headed warrior!

purple headed warrior by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior 

Masturbating - Commonly known as 'Wanking'
Not so commonly Known as 'Choking the Bald Guy til he's Sick'

'Yo Bitch, wanna Grapple with the purple headed warrior?'

Grapple with the Purple Headed Warrior by Tom Mc July 10, 2006

Purple headed warrior 

The bulbouse tip of the penis.

Can I insert my purple headed warrior up your quivering mound of love pudding and explore every crevis of your femmininity

Purple headed warrior by AiyUpCocka September 13, 2018

purple-headed warrior 

a guys penis

originated when i had nothin better to do

I have a humongous purple-headed warrior max and tom.

purple-headed warrior by ThE sTeVe MaN May 13, 2005