purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 6, 2011

purple toe

when you get your toe cut off it turns purple

his toe is about to become a purple toe

by jamie baldwin November 24, 2006

Purple toe

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!

Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*

by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004

purple toes

when you got nervous feet

“i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim

by edna5000 May 30, 2022