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A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
by brother zone September 26, 2010
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