by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003
The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.
by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004
by iroc camaro March 2, 2009
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 4, 2020