When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".
"everything has just gone stoopid today..."
"must be a Helmet Moon ..."
|2.||purple helmet moon man|
slang for penis
i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.
Just a bit worse than stupid.
when something is just so dumb and lacking any common sense that "stupid" just doesnt seem to cut it. It can be summed up as "stoopid".
"... this is just so, so, dumb, i cant even begin to describe it...."
"no its worse than stupid..."
"right it's double o Stoopid ..."
"yeah! thats it!"
A future ruler of the world. Their organization is divided into 10 groups with a supreme potentate, all of which are dependent on eachother. There are only about 30, usually heavily armed with either sexiness or actual weapons, including but not limited to- knives, guns, chemical weapons, military aircraft, experimental weapons, and powerful laserbeams. They always have clothes on, as if they were to remove their clothes, their sexiness would tear through the very fabric space-time continuum. Indestructible. their most notable trait, as seen by survivors, is a viking helmet that fires lazers on comand. One of them is extremley fond of screaming, "get some!"
reporter- And in later news, A lazerviking was spotted on the moon, carving in bold, visible letters, "get some".
Slavs are one of Indoeuropean nations,like Kelts and Germans.They lived in tribes,most of them were horse mans and half nomads,and only "barbarians" who had and used letters.Roman historian described them like very brave warriors half naked. They had smaller and hard horses and short and dark hair and they had no so much pale skin like other Indoeuropens.Every tribe had different god,but they had a main gods to, like Perun,god of thunder,or Svarog,god of Sun.Like Kelts they believed in stars, Moon and Sun,and they had big respect toward nature.Their gods were wooden idols in side of temples.Most of them were war gods like Svantevid(one who see everything),god with four heads,big sword,bow and helmet and other war equipment and they had some types of Druids,they called them Zhrec(hard to translate to English).Today, 40% of soldiers in Foreign legion are Slavs.(sorry for bad English,I am just a Slavic Savage.)
"my kids don't have blue hair or blue eyes,they are real Slavs!"
or,"with their blue hair they look like Shvabo(German),they can't be Slavs.
noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
The act of pooping with full Motocross/Motorcycle/Mountain-Bike/BMX gear on, inside a bathroom. Preferably a hot muggy port-a-potty, also known as a Tijuana Sauna.
Full gear meaning a full-face helmet, goggles, protective upper body pads/armor, riding apparel, knee pads, riding shoes, and gloves. All are required to be worn except the gloves, but performing a "Buzz-Aldrin" with gloves on holds higher merit and accomplishment (this is because of the added challenge while wiping).
The act is named after the famous Astronaut Buzz Aldrin because the act is similar to the challenge an Astronaut faces when its time to go to the bathroom. Since Buzz Aldrin was also the second man on the moon, he deserves a little extra credit!
I just took a Buzz-Aldrin without taking my gloves off!! Awesome!