purpcident

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident

Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!

purpcident by ander594 February 20, 2009

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

pimpcident 

An incident involving a pimp.

Diane jumped in between the ho and her man, putting and end to the violent pimpcident.

pimpcident by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009

Popcident 

Noun. Any accident or caustic spill on the skin that happens when poppers (Butyl Nitrate) are used to facilitate anal sex.

I had a bad popcident last night and it caused a telltale skin rash to erupt around my nostrile.

Popcident by bjayh November 19, 2009

Purpident 

When you do something on purpose, but make it look like an accident.

Jason purpidently spilled his soda so he wouldn't have to pay for a refill.

Purpident by Tatiara Collins April 27, 2008

Purpcidant 

Purposely doing something with the Intentions of personal pleasure or gain but receiving negative feed back and flip flopping into an accident excuse!

Logan sent suggestive messages in hope of Recieving a “HAPPY ENDING” ending in rejection and causing him to blame his actions on being an accident. Ie (purposely+Accident)=purpcidant

Purpcidant by There all gonna laugh at u April 2, 2020

purpodentally 

An action taken half by accident, half on purpose. Mostly used to cover error, but can be used in times of extreme serendipity to brag.

Other usage: on purpodent, purpodental

EX 1
Joe: *trips while trying to jump over a bench - everyone laughs - he jumps up*
Mary: Nice bail Joe!
Jim: You okay?
Joe: Yeah, I did it purpodentally to make you laugh!

EX 2
Mary: *aiming for a target with her bow and arrow, shoots and misses the target, but hits the tree, knocking down a frisbee that's been stuck for 10 years*
Jim: You missed!
Joe: Yeah but we got our frisbee back! SCORE!
Mary: Thanks, it was purpodental.

purpodentally by scifivxn January 18, 2006