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safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.
White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!
Related Words
purja purgatory punjabi puja Pura Vida Purbasha purab Puran purav Purgadise

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.
Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.
punjabi teabag by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

Myspace Purgatory 

This is the level of Internet Purgatory dedicated to old myspace profiles. A profile found here will most likely never be updated again but is also unlikely to get deleted. This may happen when a user forgets their password, is hacked, goes to prison, dies, or even when they simply abandon their myspace profile.

In case of a death, the profile can usually be found listed on mydeathspace. However, not all profiles on the site are in Myspace Purgatory. Many are updated by friends who knew the user's password, and are thus still in the mortal plane.

When a profile is hacked, the fate of the profile depends mostly on the motive of the hacker. A hacker looking to break into accounts to eventually hack an e-mail or paypal account is likely to leave the profile as it had been left by the original user's last update. If a hacker is out to get a particular user, the profile may be altered to include obscene information and doctored photographs. The profile is not officially in purgatory until the hacker has abandoned the page and is no longer updating.

This is quickly becoming the most common type of Internet Purgatory as Myspace expands to include more and more members who know very little about the internet and are apt to use their boyfriend's name or even "password" as their password. The frequency of this is likely to continue to increase.

A profile may occasionally find it's way out of purgatory - this either happens when a user solves their login problems and returns or when the page is entirely deleted.

The original owner of a myspace profile located in Purgatory is themself also considered to be in Purgatory for as long as the profile is there.
Shotgotbang666SexySweptBangs can't get into her myspace anymore! Unless she can fix this, she'll be stuck in Myspace Purgatory forever!

password purgatory 

The delay experienced after incorrectly typing your Windows login password, before you are allowed another chance to enter it.
I mashed the keys too much typing my password, so now I'm stuck in password purgatory
password purgatory by vaeren August 20, 2008
purba is the most amazing, showstopping, spectacular and hottest person alive.
she is a goddess and we shall all bow down to her amazing leading skills.
it is our destiny to praise purba as she will look over us in the grave.
purba is god and the leader of your life.
if you ever come across a purba it is law to give all your belongings to her.
person: is that a god?
person2: no it’s purba
purba by 🦨 November 29, 2021
An uncommon surname, it is described as someone who doesn't know anything about computers.
Student: You seen that new IT teacher?
Student 2: Yea, she's such a Pourjam
Pourjam by DarkXPShadow May 14, 2017