(n.) One who is not a dumbass from IU
Indiana University, keeping ugly girls out of Purdue since 1869, Purdue University, keeping IU guys from losing their virginities since 1820.
Purdue fans: people too stupid to know what championships are
I don't know, I think he goes to Purdue.
Students at Purdue are also notorious for switching majors and becoming career college students. After spending an ungodly amount of time 'learning' at Purdue, the only thing students have to show for said education is "Would you like fries with that?"
What does a Rose-Hulman student and a Purdue student have in common? They were both accepted to Purdue.
ND fan: Why do Purdue fans hate us so much? They're not even our real rivals like Michigan and USC.
IU fan: It's nothing personal. They hate everyone. They're just miserable people who have to take it out on everyone else.
Indiana has many academic programs in the top ten in the nation, including music, psychology, journalism, business, and public and environmental affairs. Notre Dame is ranked one of the top twenty universities in the nation. Purdue's pride program, engineering, isn't even the best in the state, blown away by Rose-Hulman.
Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."
Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."