Puppet Master - Someone who intentionally acts like he's retarded and/or doesn't know something to troll another.

PuppetMastering - The art of being an idiot to make someone else look stupid.
"Hey man lets play some CoD dude."
"What's that?"
"Dude, I'm PuppetMastering you right now."
"Your not a Puppet Master, you're just an idiot."

"tell your internet to stop PuppetMastering, you Wifi-using fuck"
by HupCapNinja - Puppet Master April 03, 2014
when a dude is getting a blowjob from a naked chick, he fingers her ass and has her say whatever he wants.
dude: so i was getting blown by this skank, and since she was on the rag, i started to finger her ass. When she took my dick out of her mouth, she goes "yea... i could see us dating."

friend: baaa ha haha... and you thought you were some kind of Puppetmaster!
by P3ski March 20, 2009
Master of all things in time and space. Creator of the universe, and an avid reader of the Wheel of Time series. Post currently occupied by 2k, master of Water.
On the last day, when the Titans fall and all appears lost, flesh to stone and souls to fire, the mortals shall run to the Puppet Master seeking shelter; and so it shall come to pass that they will find an Oasis on the edge of his blade, as daemons walk the earth.
by 2k November 20, 2005
A verb. A dance move that involves the excessive flailing of another's limbs. When a man "grinds up on a girl" he proceeds to take her arms and move them around much like she is a puppet. The origins of this dance come from when men dance with women of greater proportions, since larger women are often less enthusiastic and lifeless dancers the men will therefore help her, much like a puppet master will do for his/her dolls. Though it happens mostly with big girls it is simply a way of demeaning one's dance partner and therefore can be performed on anyone.
"Damn, do you remember pulling out the Puppet Master last night on that heifer at the bar? She was having none of it."
by Noriega4 November 16, 2009
This is a tactic preformed just as you are finishing sexual intercourse. You pull out of your partner and ejaculate in your hands, then proceed to shower them with the ejaculate that is in your hands. After this is done, there will more than likely be sticky strings of your ejaculate leading from your hands to your partner where the ejaculate landed. At this point, you begin to move your fingers like a puppet master would manipulate his puppet and say something like "Dance my puppet, DANCE!"
"I was having sex with trevor last night and he pulled out right before he came and threw his cum all over me! The jerk puppet mastered me!"

"I told jeremy to give me the puppet master last night when we were done. It was SO hot!"
by Meriquium October 26, 2009
One who masturbates frequently, to the point of being nearly constant. Closely related to the term "playing puppet" which means, "to masturbate".
Nice forearms puppetmaster.
by Tip McMahon January 25, 2006

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