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puntificate 

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....
As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.
Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.
Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth
Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.
Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.
cuntificate by acljew November 7, 2006

porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004

Postificated 

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.
Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"
Postificated by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011