PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

by love2ride August 2, 2006

pump action pimping

Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.

Last night, I was pump action pimping and had to waste a ho.

by pumpactionpimp August 20, 2007

pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

by J. Tyree January 25, 2008

pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

euphamism for the male sex organ.
Thanks to Chris Finch from the TV series the office.

''The next minute they were sucking on my single barrel pump action yogurt rifle''

by The Brigstain February 26, 2009