When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
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"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
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A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
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When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
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A kidnapping in a TESLA or other EV for the purpose of DATA EXTRACTION.

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NEWS: ICE POISEIDON (PAUL DENINO) STEALS FROM YOUTUBE FANS CxCoin his designed CRYPTOCURRENCY $500,,000 from fans and BUYS A TESLA .

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT...IS THAT SO? " YOU HAVE TO BE BRAINDEAD TO BUY CRYPTOCURRENCY "...( well over 500,000 people at least are , so you have a point!!!!!

NOW CHARLIE ...that WISE ASSERY.SHAMROCK.EXCRENENT,
.288 IS a great example of RACKETEERS...TIERS...TEARS and how they abuse the LAW by breaking it through using RICO

Signed JAMES ALLEN NELSON...SIERRA INTERNET AND PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM "WATSON"CLOUD
Let's get this wizard ANAL ALAN and PUMP N DUMP free information as well as FUCK HIM SILLY and we then dump them totally NAKED where they are left to TACTICAL SPOON and FREEZE his funding

The reason it is done is from the COLD SECTOR as the PUMP N DUMP is to get intelligence and then push it out to the media which many restaurants and other businesses as well as law enforcement utilizing RICO LAW BREAKING . The goal is to SANCTION NEGATIVELY THE INDIVIDUUALS AND GROUPS responsible for the RACKETEERING(...TIERING)(....TEARING)as payed off to cover up CRYPTOCURRENCY scams and casino entertainment scams as well as block GRAND JURY INDICTMENTS of large pivotal corporations who are guilty of court settlement FRAUD INVOLVING MURDER AND SERIAL MURDER AS WELL AS KIDNAPPINGS with BLACKMAIL and PRISON CONFINEMENT/MEMTAL HOSPITAL CONFINEMENT (for the opposers to cover up massive wrongdoings)and abuse of the courts by using LITIGIOUS NUSSANCE LAWSUITS to waste court time and squander resources of the governing bodies where this is in no way EXHAUSTIVE in how RICO is illegally practiced .

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by SHITEATERSHITEATER February 2, 2022
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