pump and dump

station designed only for gasoline, taking shits in the bathroom, and nothing else (not even peeing)

"Where's the nearest pump and dump, I need to poop and I'm on empty"

by Dick Sunshine August 24, 2006

Pumped and Dumped

Essentially, Pumping and Dumping refers to chopping and screwing a dubstep song. Much like Dj-Screw chopped dirty south bangers, pumping and dumping lowers the pitch and tempo of the song, and emphasizes the LFO wobbles. It actually resembles Purple more than dubstep. And there is more chopping, to the point where only the skeletal structure of the song is faintly present. This began Sept 22, 2011 and was created by B-Pride.

Yo! You hear that new Caspa joint!? B-Pride pumped and dumped the shit out of that track, that filthy felon!

by heavyhispanic September 23, 2011

pump a dump

to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?

by ohnobo August 10, 2009

Pump and dump

When you masturbate and s*** at the same time

Bro this morning I was on the hub and had me a old fashioned pump and dump

by Yourmomsman08 August 23, 2019

Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Pump and dump

A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.

Hey bro, you calling her again? Or is she a pump and dump?

by Denuit87 August 5, 2021

Pump and Dump

When your wife/girlfriend is breast feeding your newborn and your balls deep in her.

Last night when I was ready to go Charleen was giving the baby the boob, so I went to work and gave her the pump and dump

by The Operator July 25, 2018