(jacks passed out in the back of the van snoring)
..troy-"damn, jacks asleep"
..landrith-"yea we should get him home"
..ben-"jack wake up its time for a bong hit"
bro 2: he's over there cuddling with elizabeth
bro 1: she's so drunk! practically unconscious!
*sam walks up*
sam: guys! guys! i was cuddling with elizabeth! i even put my hand on her ass!
bro 1: *whispers* he's pulling a jack