pullin a woody 

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

pullin a woody by 700002 December 2, 2009

Pulling a Woody 

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

Pulling a Woody by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

pulling a wood 

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

pulling a wood by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

pulling a Woodall

when you pretend you’re going to one university when you’re already planning to commit to another and insert yourself into said Facebook group

Person A: I’m waiting for my acceptance to GW but I already got a full ride to Penn state
Person B: so like why are you here
Person C: she’s pulling a Woodall

pulling a Woodall by flyingcatenigma February 12, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004