puked on itself 

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.

Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.

puked on itself by R.R.T. February 19, 2009

Puke on shit 

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

Puke on shit by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

puke on a butt 

a. The worst thing imaginable.
b. A bad thing added to another bad thing. A situation defined by endlessly-compounding badness.

You crashed your semi into an orphanage? Well ain't that just puke on a butt.

puke on a butt by TinaTwice May 14, 2008

puke on shit 

A phrase describing an event where someone shits and then someone pukes on it. When something is bad and then something comes along and makes it worse. The two things must be equally bad and happen in close relatioin to one another or in sucession. The origin of the story is at an event where a lady shit on the floor and then a dude came up and puked on it.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash. Fuckin puke on shit man.

puke on shit by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

puke on shit 

when two bad things happen to compound one another. Like if you see shit and it makes you puke. When things are already going bad and something comes along and makes it worse. Can be an action of puking on shit. Like kicking someone while they are down.

I got pulled over for speeding and the cops found my stash, Puke on shit man.

I was depressed and you just puked on my shit.

puke on shit by Clarke Anderson December 11, 2008

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

One pukey boi 

When someone drinks too much and pukes in an Uber

That kid went out and was one pukey boi

One pukey boi by one urban boi May 17, 2018