A cross between a Pug and a Beagle. Beagles are high energy scent hounds developed to have very high tracking instincts. A pug is a dog that has a punched in nose providing it with a very poor sense of smell and can only run for a limited amount of time before it has to rest because it can not breathe as easily as a dog with a "normal" nose. Thanks to this smart mix "puggles" are usually very frustrated dogs and have been commonly known to die of affixation due to being unable to breathe properly while they were running and playing.
Jim: What is that snorting noise?
Bob: I believe it's coming from that puggle dog.
Jim: Man why is that dog acting so frustrated?
Bob: Cause some idiot just bred it to make money!
Bob: I believe it's coming from that puggle dog.
Jim: Man why is that dog acting so frustrated?
Bob: Cause some idiot just bred it to make money!
by Jimmynessable November 12, 2008
by Rasta Glenn June 8, 2019
A Pug which lives in the tummy of a beug deaz lanabhe. Often the beug deaz lanabhe will deny it's existence.
by Dooky May 30, 2004
A horrible rotten k9 "Breed" who has been created to fill the pockets of bored yuppies, and puppy mill owners. These poor creatures are laden with sever health problems and sold for thousands. Puggles are ugly, stupid, stubborn and commonly overweight because they are owned by people who don't know anything about dog care. Puggles and other mixed breeds are responsible for the in pound deaths of millions of shelter dogs every year. Puggles are a good example of people taking a large runny bowl movement on nature and putting a price tag on it. Their fad is however on the down hill as more and more shelters are filling up with them. Puggles can be described visually as the body of a large rat with the head of ET grafted onto it. A dumb fad dog for dumb bored people.
Daddy, I know the pitbull puppy in the pound is a sweetheart who will make a great dog, and I know they'll kill him if no one adopts him; but I want a puggle and thats final!
by Peoplegetreal March 20, 2009
"What do you call a baby platypus? It seems wrong to call it a chick, even though it was born from an egg."
"You would call it a puggle."
"Awesome!"
"You would call it a puggle."
"Awesome!"
by Puggle_Lover! January 4, 2010
Typically found in and around the West Village and Chelsea in New York City, they are the girls that want to be Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. Most guys can't figure out why these girls want to be her since she has a foot for a face and acts like a fashion-obsessed, money grubbing whore.
I was getting off the subway at the 14th Street Station when these Puggle stepped on my Chucks with her gladiator sandal while her designer dog was barking from her huge, Prada purse.
by skiball1229 August 7, 2012
-Dan smiled as he puggled Paul. Paul shoved him off, not wanting his affections, and wished that Allie would puggle him instead.
-person1: I got you a present!
person2: Aww you're so nice ::puggles::
-person1: I got you a present!
person2: Aww you're so nice ::puggles::
by Cerunnos March 31, 2006