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Douche Puffette 

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
Douche Puffette by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Huffity Puffity 

"she kept talking head, so i got all huffity puffity and backhanded her"
Huffity Puffity by S.B. Johnson #5 December 23, 2008

Puffity Snugglets

A marijuana smoking session, usually set in a very calm, comfortable atmosphere which may include but is not limitied to, a large sectional sofa with many throw pillows, a large la-z-boy, a "love sack," or bean-bag chairs. Perfect situation for watching television or a movie while smoking.
Hey man, we were going to go puffity snugglets at my mom's house and watch season 2 of "Weeds" on DVD, you down?
Puffity Snugglets by RGordonK March 18, 2009