pudgedumpling 

Someone of any race who is slightly overweight or "sloppy" in which people are generally inclined to insult either to their face or behind there back about their weight.

Do you see that pudgedumpling trying to shoot hoops? It's ridiculous.

pudgedumpling by Nathan Schmidtke August 1, 2005

puddled 

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

puddled by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016

pudderboat 

The act of her sitting on his face, receiving oral sex while he verbally says LaLaLa and pudders on her vajayjay.

Tyler: Hey baby wanna pu-pu-pu pudderboat?

Dani: oh fuck yeah! LaLaLa

pudderboat by SabeyPayne January 1, 2018

Puddentaine

A fake name or AKA provided when you do not wish to give your own.

When someone asks your name, just respond, ”Puddentaine, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same!”

Puddentaine by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

Pink Padded Penis Wallet 

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

Padded 

1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.

Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.

Padded by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009

Pudderfinger 

Person who drops and breaks, important, or valuable things.

Jarrett dropped a serpentine belt tensioner and broke it.. What a fucking pudderfinger...

Pudderfinger by Aerswhole November 16, 2016