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puckered starfish 

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
puckered starfish by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Puckerberry 

One of the most ingenutive "Blizzards" Dairy Queen has ever created.

Introduced in 2004 and (devastatingly) taken off the menu the same year.

Featuring a sour, yet sweet and creamy taste. Like sour rasperry sherbert mixed with vanilla ice cream in a 1 part- 2 parts ratio, respectively.
Sam- "Sooo er.. wanna go get something at DQ with me?"

Billy- "Nah, man. I'm actively boycotting DQ until they reintroduce the puckerberry blizzard. Fucking assholes. I have to make my own now."

Sam- "(clears throat) Nerd.."

Billy- "Hey well you should've had it, man. Better than any chick I've ever had."

Sam- "Wow, really?"

Billy- "Naaahh. Still amazing though."

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

puckered star 

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.
"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"
puckered star by Rob July 20, 2004

Puckered Princess 

I released an elegant lady toot from my puckered princess.