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Pubiscuit 

A cracker covered in pubes, usually for consumption by a loser of a contest as part of a humiliation.
After that little bitch Spenny lost to Kenny as usual he was made to eat a pubiscuit.
Pubiscuit by BillyBongThornton March 1, 2010

mons pubis 

The fleshy mound of a woman's vagina, above the lips of the labia. Latin for "pubic mound" and sometimes just called the "mons". The mon pubis protrudes from the body, some more than others, (particularly in women who have more girth), and is covered in pubic hair.
Moaning softly, Nina slowly removed her panties, running her palm over the mound of her mons pubis before slipping her moistened fingers between the lips of her labia and stroking her hardened clitoris.
mons pubis by Hobbit Meat December 24, 2008
pube-a singular pubic hair
pubes-an individual's bush of pubic hair.
PUBIES-used when talking about a large group of people's pubic hairs.
Damn those people shaved their pubies into hearts? WTF!!??
pubies by Mirra October 28, 2007

Pubius Maximus

The longest pube on your ball fro.
That bitch pulled my Pubius Maximus when I wasn't looking. It's gonna take another 3 months to grow out.
Pubius Maximus by Miggy Style March 30, 2011

pubishless

The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.

Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.

Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.

Other forms:

publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.
John: do you want to grab a meal at this pub?
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.

... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*

PUBISAURUSREX

When there is so much pube hair that it takes over the persons privates. Also, its hard to see through it all and it attacks you like a dinosaur

Curbstomping Suzy had some much pubic hair that when her partner Seth Green went to give her oral sex, the PUBISAURUSREX came alive and attacked Seth. It resulted in Suzy never finding a partner again.

So shave your area and you won't turn out like Suzy.
PUBISAURUSREX by Nicoleeeeeeeee August 1, 2006