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pubmasters 

the leet cs team in cal-m who goes 3-10 the whole season but come up with awesome strategies in the counter strike gaming industry. Their movie, pubmaster-the movies can be found online, it shows how cs should be played and makes you rofl for days, weeks, or in my case-months.
A: Yo what's with the pubmasters?
B: I was playing with them the other day, geez, i was guarding the bridge on aztec and this T guy just jumped on the brige out of no where.
A: haha karl malOwned
pubmasters by PeaceLoveRecycle August 2, 2004

pubmasters 

A clan that showed all gamers the way Counter-Strike was meant to be played. Far best the greatest clan in history, amazing strategies, humorous. Went 3-10-0 in CAL-MAIN. When they released their movie, #pubmasters had 500+ idlers.
aimetti: What happened to all my fame?
reCTOOR: Pubmasters fucked you up.
pubmasters by kingxorz March 16, 2005

Pubtastic 

1) something that contributes little to the flow or progression of a game and is meant to appeal to the lowest denominator of player skill on a public server
2) behavior exhibited by anyone who advocates game design that encourages players to remain stagnant at the absolute lowest levels of skill
3) a player that chooses a playstyle that exists at the expense of furthering the progress of the game
That pubtastic vehicle was all nice and shiny but completely worthless

Newbie was pubtastic.

Little Johnny decided to sit in the corner firing his weapons wildly at nothing rather than actually do something to help his team.
Pubtastic by Edward Nigma January 2, 2009

Publasturbator 

1. One who masturbates in public.

2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.

3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.
Jim: Guess what happened while I was at John's house last night.

Mitch: What?

Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.

Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.

Pubtastic 

Combination of "public server" and "fantastic".
The word is used for items or features that greatly improve the gameplay and balance in online multiplayer games.
"Man, that Orb in UT3 is pubtastic. It'll help the losing team to quickly get back into the game again!"
Pubtastic by Jrubzjeknf September 6, 2007

Publasturbate 

The act of Publicly chilling with your hand or hands down your pants.
Derrick publasturbate's at Arby's and on my bed.
Publasturbate by Choda29 March 20, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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