PTP

Acronym for "Preserve The Poon". Usually used to describe a situation where you must do everything possible to get sexual action from a woman. Often used in place of "sorry guys, maybe next weekend" when one places his woman before "the guys".

"Hey Bill, would you like to go out to the bars with us tonight?"

"No, I'm taking the lady out to dinner tonight. PTP!"

by keebler65 November 4, 2005

PTP

pass the pussy- term created by residents of south west houston

==say nigga, that girl you meet at the club is something nice

=yeah she is huh

==so you go PTP

=hell ya nigga

by dr. c-note March 29, 2006

PTP

'Cut' abs or 'well definied' abdominals ('abs') which points to penis/pussy. Derived from 'OPP,'made famous by Naughty by Nature song in 1990s.

D'Angelo has PTP's.
Pink has PTP's and a gut, which is rare.

by Costanza November 15, 2005

PTP

PTP stands for potenial to plump. It is a quality that refers to a person who may not be fat now but you can see the potential to plump is there.

Sure he's hot now but you can see he has PTP. In 5-10 years he'll be fat like everyone else.

by Steeter11 September 20, 2010

PTP

Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....

Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."

by NIKISAM! January 24, 2009

PTP/P2P

PTP/P2P means "Pay to Play" or "Pay 2 Play". Can also be used as "Pay to Win" or "Pay 2 Win". This is used often by members of video games, in which the developers of the video game import a product that can only be obtained by using your mom's credit card/money. These products, such as "membership", "interfere" with the game as they either block the user from attaining a goal, recommendation or requirement.

Wow, they put this new membership in the game now that's clearly PTP/P2P

by Jord1 June 4, 2017

PTP

Potential to Pudge

that chick is a PTP'er

by BJSPEER April 26, 2004