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Poke The Pooch - screwing off at work: FTD-Fuck The Dog. STP-Screw The Pooch. PMP-Pound My Pud. WTW-Wank The Weenie. TTT-Tickle The Twat. There is no end to this kinda crap, ya know....
Really, you need an example for this? "I didn't do anything but PTP today at work."
by NIKISAM! January 24, 2009
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